Comments on: Replacing the toilet paper is just a basic part of human decency

By: Julie

Julie — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:16:55 +0000

I think Obama will be your president whether you replace the toilet paper or not. He doesn’t care if you hang it facing the wall or facing out. And it’s time America put these divisive issues behind us, came together and fulfilled the promise of our nation!

I’m expecting a Proposition in California on the wet wipes issue. I don’t think we’re ready yet to accept this as mainstream.

By: Paul

Paul — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 13:41:44 +0000

Aaaah jokes about poop. A comedy classic. Poop comedy has always provided levity in troubled times. During the black plague people would shit themselves and pretend to be dead. When the body collectors came around with their wheelbarrows they would pop up and literally scare the shit out of them. There was brief anger, then laughter.

By: Evan

Evan — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 02:48:48 +0000

Definitely over the top. When it hangs against the wall, that’s backwards.

Now on to more important things. What is this nontraditional TP holder?

By: tracy

tracy — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 18:00:00 +0000

i am still not sure which way to put the toilet paper roll on – does the paper roll OVER the top? or does is come from the back & hang against the wall? didn’t realize there was a correct way – but then again, I don’t have a traditional toilet paper hanger…

By: Evan

Evan — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:51:56 +0000

Clearly throwing up in your mouth. Using wet wipes would just be disgusting.

By: Garrett F

Garrett F — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:36:38 +0000

What? Using wet wipes or throwing up in your mouth?

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 18:02:00 +0000

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it. It’s one of the most beautiful experiences in the world.

By: Garrett F

Garrett F — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:55:36 +0000

I threw up before reading the comments.

By: Evan

Evan — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:10:02 +0000

I am compelled to throw up in my mouth right now.

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 15:42:25 +0000

There’s also a third type of person. The type of person that has realized that toilet paper should be relegated to the 18th century, where it belongs. LONG LIVE WET WIPES!!