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In the beginning, there were two…

There are two types of people in the world. This is an idea I subscribe to.

Yin: Those who know how to / are patient enough to use blog templates or whatever

and

Yang: Me.

So I went ahead and made a logo for this web site before I knew that this would be an issue:

Yeah, pretty cool, huh? It’s a play on the whole TATTOPITW idea: people who use computers (the dot-matrix acronym) and people who are old school and down with typewriters (the other text, if you can see that). Well, I can’t use it because I can’t just stick it on the left side of the page like I want to and I don’t want to figure out how to do it. Not a knock on RapidWeaver (this program is very badass).

Anyhow, I’m just going to write something every day and hopefully you’ll think it’s funny. I’m debating whether this can be offensive, but I’d rather avoid all of that controversy even though it’s potentially funnier. Unfortunately now, people are very concerned about what employees and business contacts do in their spare time online. I think they should be more worried about that girl in the mail room with the pink hair who wears turtlenecks in the middle of the summer. Nobody does that unless they have a full body tattoo of dragons having sex or something.

There are comments that you can leave. I hear that’s a very hot thing these days.

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