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Pontiacs are Ugly. Period.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
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We live in a time of uncertainty. When will the terrorists strike again? What is going on with this economy? Am I going to have a job next week? Will my children grow up to hate me? Is butter or margarine better?
In these times, it is nice to know that there is one truth in the world. One truth that will never change, no matter what forces are at play. This truth, we all know, is that all Pontiacs are ugly as shit.
I was in front of a duo of Bonnevilles today on the way to work. In the battle of ugly, they both won.
Where the saying, “polishing a turd” came from.
Going after the the highly sought after “I want a car that looks like my mom’s 8 year old winter slippers” market.
The second most ridiculous thing ever made by humans, after George Michael.
I just hope that Jess doesn’t own a Pontiac, after that blast from the Christmas tree post.
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Well Said.
Couldn’t agree more. You forgot a picture of the Solstice though…
How can you hate on the El Camino-themed Pontiac? Don’t lie, you’d drive that.
There’s a really hot guy in my building who drives a Solstice. So very very sad
You know the term “panty peeler”? Well what’s the term for the inverse of that? Something that makes you want to put on a muumuu, granny panties and take off all your make up? Whatever that term is, Pontiac should change its name to that.
Lucky for me, I don’t wear panties in the first place.
What’s wrong with Britney Spears?
Oo oo, Jess…I know this one…”Panty Waste.”
I have to also add, is our government really loaning money to the guys who make the ugliest of all vehicles ever created? I mean, is there any doubt why they’re near bankruptcy in the first place?