Comments on: Doctors want to kill me

By: Garrett F

Garrett F — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:44:44 +0000

R.I.P. TATTOPITW

By: Evan

Evan — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 14:45:51 +0000

Kate – I’m sorry to hear that. For your delicate sensibilities, might I recommend http://www.nickelodeon.com?

By: Kate

Kate — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 21:11:58 +0000

I don’t like this picture. It scares me. Because of this I am prevented from reading previous posts. What can be done about this, Evan???

By: Nic Chimenti

Nic Chimenti — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 20:01:57 +0000

I try to let as few drug dealers as possible handle me within a given period of time, so I definitely only go to doctors when absolutely necessary.

Haven’t been to a health facility (other than optometrist and dentist) since Zerfoss freshman year when I had mono.

By: Jess

Jess — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:52:36 +0000

Maybe you can get lucky and get whatever House had and the ladies will throw themselves at your cranky self. Bonus, you get to eat vicodin like skittles.

Mmmm skittles.

Luckily, he too believes that there are two types of people in the world: idiots and liars. Unfortunately, these are the only two categories in his world.

By: Eugenio

Eugenio — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:01:19 +0000

meralgia paresthetica… I will let you stew from here

By: Evan

Evan — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:36:13 +0000

I guess I should have expected this to happen.

For the least-invasive category, I prefer the lice check, reflex check, ear check, nose check, lumps in the neck check, things like that. Those seem pretty non-invasive and I’m sure doctors learn all sorts of interesting things from them.

I’d say the next level of invasion would be a tie between drawing blood and coughing while holding my junk.

The rest of it, I get free drugs for. No complaints there.

There, ladies and gentlemen, is the world of medicine, according to me.

By: tommy

tommy — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 19:57:00 +0000

numbness in thigh,hmmmm, differential diagnosis….. sciatica, gangrene, osteosarcoma, chondrosarcoma, physical deconditioning, rhabdomyolysis…..only 4 of those will kill you. Drawing blood is about the least invasive medical thing I can think of, not gonna do well with the prostate check are ya?